{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-grenade","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Grenade","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🍋 Don't Let Your Tow Ball Go Rusty — Go Out With A Bang!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3D Printed Grenade Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhy settle for a boring rubber cap when you can make every car park a potential evacuation zone?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003egrenade-style tow hitch covers\u003c\/strong\u003e are the perfect way to protect your tow ball from rust and grime while giving tailgaters a reason to keep their distance. 🚗💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pin's still in... but your tow ball never looked so dangerous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrecision 3D printed in PLA, these bad boys clip snugly over your tow ball when not in use, keeping the elements out and the compliments rolling in. 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Intimidating for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, dirt \u0026amp; the apocalypse\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — no tools, no fuss, no mercy\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to unsettle the driver behind you\u003cbr\u003e✅ Does NOT attempt to travel back in time (results may vary)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤍 Endoskeleton Silver | 🩶 Stealth Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause a killing machine was never going to come in pink, was it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My neighbour thought my car was haunted. 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