{"title":"Tow Hitch Covers","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🚗 Tow Hitch Covers — Because Your Tow Ball Deserves Better\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy fit a boring rubber cap when you can make a statement?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLet's be honest. The back of your car is an afterthought. A bumper, a number plate, and a rusty tow ball that's seen better days. Nobody's winning any awards back there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eUntil now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003e3D Printed Tow Hitch Cover Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e transforms that forgotten lump of metal into a talking point, a conversation starter, and frankly the most interesting thing in any car park. Whether you're channelling ancient wisdom, galactic villainy, bounty hunting cool, robot apocalypse energy, or just quietly threatening people with explosive consequences — we've got a cover for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEach one is precision 3D printed in PLA, clicks straight onto your tow ball in seconds, and keeps rust, mud and the crushing mediocrity of a bare tow ball firmly at bay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust \u0026amp; the elements\u003cbr\u003e✅ Fits standard tow balls — no tools, no faff\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to confuse, delight \u0026amp; mildly unsettle fellow motorists\u003cbr\u003e✅ Makes you 100% more interesting in car parks*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*figure not independently verified but we stand by it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I didn't know I needed this until I had it. Now I can't imagine life without it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My car has more personality than my husband. This cover is partly responsible.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I've had three strangers photograph my car this week. Zero regrets.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eBrowse the Collection:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e💀 Cyber Skull | 🖤 Dark Lord | 🪖 Bounty Hunter | 🟢 Wise Elder | 💣 Grenade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your character. Fit it in seconds. Never look boring again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour tow ball called. It wants to be taken seriously. We can help.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-grenade","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Grenade","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🍋 Don't Let Your Tow Ball Go Rusty — Go Out With A Bang!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3D Printed Grenade Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhy settle for a boring rubber cap when you can make every car park a potential evacuation zone?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003egrenade-style tow hitch covers\u003c\/strong\u003e are the perfect way to protect your tow ball from rust and grime while giving tailgaters a reason to keep their distance. 🚗💨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pin's still in... but your tow ball never looked so dangerous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrecision 3D printed in PLA, these bad boys clip snugly over your tow ball when not in use, keeping the elements out and the compliments rolling in. Expect double-takes, nervous laughs, and the occasional concerned neighbour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust \u0026amp; dirt\u003cbr\u003e✅ Satisfying snug fit\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to spark conversation (and mild panic)\u003cbr\u003e✅ 100% inert — we promise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Tactical Black | 🥇 Flashy Gold | 🪙 Stealth Silver | 💚 Camouflage Green\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I've never seen a petrol station clear out so fast.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePull the ring on boring. Add to basket.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings ","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53499125760338,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":53499125793106,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53499125825874,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":53499125858642,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_1fb509e3-0bf3-4e93-b8da-b8916d11a9fc.jpg?v=1779203200"},{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-cyber-skull","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Cyber Skull","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e💀 I'll Be Back... To Protect Your Tow Ball\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCyber Skull Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSkynet couldn't take over the world, but it \u003cem\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e stop your tow ball from rusting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eCyber Skull Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e sends a clear message to tailgaters, mudguards, and the general passage of time: \u003cem\u003enot today.\u003c\/em\u003e Stare into those hollow eyes long enough and you'll understand — this tow ball has seen things. Done things. It will outlast us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFitted in seconds. Intimidating for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, dirt \u0026amp; the apocalypse\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — no tools, no fuss, no mercy\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to unsettle the driver behind you\u003cbr\u003e✅ Does NOT attempt to travel back in time (results may vary)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤍 Endoskeleton Silver | 🩶 Stealth Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause a killing machine was never going to come in pink, was it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My neighbour thought my car was haunted. I haven't told him otherwise.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The kids won't go near the car anymore. Honestly a bonus.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour tow ball's future is protected. Come with me if you want to tow. 🚗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53791163056466,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":53791224299858,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260511094215_0f064a14-b4dd-422b-8fba-70513037c2e8.jpg?v=1781816564"},{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-wise-elder","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Wise Elder","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🟢 Protect Your Tow Ball, You Must.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWise Elder Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e900 years of wisdom. Unnaturally large ears. Zero tolerance for a rusty tow ball.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eWise Elder Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e brings an ancient, all-knowing presence to the back of your motor. He has guided warriors, toppled empires, and now — in his retirement — he guards your tow ball with the same quiet intensity. Tailgaters beware. He senses your impatience. He does not approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eClips on in seconds. Judges you in silence for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, mud \u0026amp; the dark side\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — no tools, no fuss, much wisdom\u003cbr\u003e✅ Those ears will survive conditions that would destroy lesser covers\u003cbr\u003e✅ May cause other drivers to inexplicably slow down and reflect on their life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤍 Bone White | 🩶 Jedi Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause even a Jedi Master deserves a sensible retirement posting.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I caught myself apologising to it when I reversed into a hedge.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My kids now refuse to leave the car without saying goodbye to him. Every. Single. Time.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStrong with the Force, your tow ball will be. 🚗✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Bone White","offer_id":53791296258386,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":53791296291154,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260511094137_67eafcab-5990-4130-87cb-739d7616c3ff.jpg?v=1781807648"},{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-dark-lord","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Dark Lord","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🖤 I Find Your Lack of Tow Ball Protection... Disturbing.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Lord Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHe turned to the dark side. He destroyed planets. He cut off his own son's hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAnd \u003cem\u003estill\u003c\/em\u003e he found time to make sure your tow ball stays rust-free. Respect the commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eDark Lord Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e commands the rear of your vehicle with the kind of brooding authority that makes tailgaters reconsider their entire life trajectory. One glance in the rear view mirror and they're backing off. Nobody wants that kind of confrontation at a roundabout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eClips on in seconds. Breathes heavily for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, dirt \u0026amp; rebel scum\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — resistance is futile\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to part traffic like it parts star destroyers\u003cbr\u003e✅ Heavy breathing not included (the neighbours are grateful)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Sith Black — \u003cem\u003ebecause obviously\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere was never going to be another colour option. He would not have allowed it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Three cars pulled over to let me out of a junction. I've never had that before.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My husband said it was unnecessary. He has since been reassigned.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tow ball is strong with this one. 🚗🌑\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53791407800658,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260508102616_38b4174b-4874-4e78-b52d-34f203fd0e6e.jpg?v=1781808263"},{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-bounty-hunter-helmet","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Bounty Hunter Helmet","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🪖 This Is The Way... To Protect Your Tow Ball.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBounty Hunter Helmet Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNo questions. No excuses. No rust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA lone warrior roaming the galaxy takes on the universe's toughest jobs — and right now, that job is guarding your tow ball. Our \u003cstrong\u003eBounty Hunter Helmet Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the silent, stoic energy of the most feared helmet in the outer rim to the back of your motor. It speaks no words. It needs none. It simply stares down whatever the road throws at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMud. Rain. The bloke in the Audi who's been two feet off your bumper since the M62. Nothing gets through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, grime \u0026amp; the Empire\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — clips on faster than you can say \"I have spoken\"\u003cbr\u003e✅ Silently judges every driver who fails to indicate\u003cbr\u003e✅ Beskar not included, PLA very much is\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🩶 Armour Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe helmet stays on. Always.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I don't know why, but I feel like my car has more honour now.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"A pigeon landed near it, thought better of it, and left. Enough said.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI can bring you in warm. Or I can bring you in cold. Either way, your tow ball is protected. 🚗⚔️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Grey","offer_id":53791470387538,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260508102641_7dc36a28-ab36-4dd2-89cf-24bc984dce1c.jpg?v=1781808602"}],"url":"https:\/\/keighleykustomkeyrings.co.uk\/collections\/tow-hitch-covers.oembed","provider":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}