{"product_id":"low-poly-howling-wolf-statues","title":"Low-Poly Howling Wolf Statues","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🐺 Meet Your New Roommates. They Don't Bark, They Don't Shed, They Just Judge You Silently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLow-Poly Howling Wolf Statues — Black \u0026amp; White\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEvery home needs a centrepiece that says \"I have impeccable taste\" without actually having to say anything, because the wolf is doing the talking. Or rather, the howling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur Low-Poly Howling Wolves are precision 3D printed in crisp geometric facets — part Scandinavian design icon, part \"summoned at midnight under a full moon.\" Available in stark white or deep matte black, because apparently even mythical pack animals come in monochrome these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eStand them alone for quiet, brooding elegance. Stand them together for a full duet that will absolutely freak out anyone who walks past at 2am. No judgement either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Bold low-poly design — geometric, modern, vaguely menacing in the best way\u003cbr\u003e✅ Precision 3D printed PLA — crisp edges, no fur maintenance required\u003cbr\u003e✅ Available in white, black, or both (recommended, for maximum drama)\u003cbr\u003e✅ Doesn't need walking, feeding, or emotional support — just a shelf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\"Put one on my desk. My coworkers now think I howl at the moon on weekends. Not wrong.\" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cbr\u003e\"Bought the pair. The dog is jealous. The dog should be.\" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cbr\u003e\"10\/10 conversation starter. 0\/10 chance of cuddles.\" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSome statues just sit there. Ours have main character energy. 🐺🖤🤍\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53798000492882,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":53798000525650,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260610140501_ac51fe51-a54c-406a-b97a-a0f388c4ff44.jpg?v=1781893556","url":"https:\/\/keighleykustomkeyrings.co.uk\/products\/low-poly-howling-wolf-statues","provider":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}