{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-cyber-skull","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Cyber Skull","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e💀 I'll Be Back... To Protect Your Tow Ball\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCyber Skull Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSkynet couldn't take over the world, but it \u003cem\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e stop your tow ball from rusting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eCyber Skull Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e sends a clear message to tailgaters, mudguards, and the general passage of time: \u003cem\u003enot today.\u003c\/em\u003e Stare into those hollow eyes long enough and you'll understand — this tow ball has seen things. Done things. It will outlast us all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFitted in seconds. Intimidating for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, dirt \u0026amp; the apocalypse\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — no tools, no fuss, no mercy\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to unsettle the driver behind you\u003cbr\u003e✅ Does NOT attempt to travel back in time (results may vary)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤍 Endoskeleton Silver | 🩶 Stealth Grey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause a killing machine was never going to come in pink, was it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My neighbour thought my car was haunted. I haven't told him otherwise.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The kids won't go near the car anymore. Honestly a bonus.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour tow ball's future is protected. Come with me if you want to tow. 🚗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":53791163056466,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":53791224299858,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260511094215_0f064a14-b4dd-422b-8fba-70513037c2e8.jpg?v=1781816564","url":"https:\/\/keighleykustomkeyrings.co.uk\/products\/tow-ball-hitch-protector-cyber-skull","provider":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}