{"product_id":"tow-ball-hitch-protector-dark-lord","title":"Tow Ball Hitch Protector - Dark Lord","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003e🖤 I Find Your Lack of Tow Ball Protection... Disturbing.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDark Lord Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHe turned to the dark side. He destroyed planets. He cut off his own son's hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eAnd \u003cem\u003estill\u003c\/em\u003e he found time to make sure your tow ball stays rust-free. Respect the commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eDark Lord Tow Hitch Cover\u003c\/strong\u003e commands the rear of your vehicle with the kind of brooding authority that makes tailgaters reconsider their entire life trajectory. One glance in the rear view mirror and they're backing off. Nobody wants that kind of confrontation at a roundabout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eClips on in seconds. Breathes heavily for eternity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e✅ Protects your tow ball from rust, dirt \u0026amp; rebel scum\u003cbr\u003e✅ Snug fit — resistance is futile\u003cbr\u003e✅ Guaranteed to part traffic like it parts star destroyers\u003cbr\u003e✅ Heavy breathing not included (the neighbours are grateful)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Sith Black — \u003cem\u003ebecause obviously\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere was never going to be another colour option. He would not have allowed it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Three cars pulled over to let me out of a junction. I've never had that before.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My husband said it was unnecessary. He has since been reassigned.\"\u003c\/em\u003e ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tow ball is strong with this one. 🚗🌑\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53791407800658,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/3742\/7026\/files\/IMG20260508102616_38b4174b-4874-4e78-b52d-34f203fd0e6e.jpg?v=1781808263","url":"https:\/\/keighleykustomkeyrings.co.uk\/products\/tow-ball-hitch-protector-dark-lord","provider":"Keighley Kustom Keyrings ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}